England is BAZOOBS
So I have been residing in England for 4 months now and it is now my party capital of the world! Just kidding, but it is cool. I enjoy pub quizzes, English dishes and corny Christmas wishes. I’ve met some killer English people and, contrary to popular belief, they do not have bad teeth! In fact my best friend Heather’s teeth are stunning (she did not write that sentence). Since being in the UK, I’ve been drunk, I’ve smoked, I’ve done a bunch of crazy shit. These guys have been such a good influence on me. Anyways, I’m off to go wild with my ‘chaps’.
Live long, Laugh often, and party hard in England.